My Jokes!! LOL
Jokes are funny! Laugh at these! :-)
On this page of myrebel.mysite.com, I postreally funny jokes that I hear from my friends and other places like answers.yahoo.com.
DO YOU GET THESE?
A blonde is talking to her friend and says "Everyody thinks blondes are stupid and I'm tired of it!" Her friend says "Then go study the state capitals." The blonde does.... That night, she goes to the movies and a guy yells, "Hey dumb blonde!" The blonde yells back "I'm not dunb; I know all of the state capitals!" "Then what is the capital of Texas?" The blonde says "T!" LOL
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A red head, a brunette, and a blonde are walking down an alley. They see these bad guys and hind in potatoes sacks. The bad guy kicks the red head's bag and the girl says "Meow!" The guy kicks the bruneete's bag and she says "Woof!" The guy then kicks the3 blondes' bag. That dumb blonde said "POTATOES!! "
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If a plane crashes on the border between Mexico and USA, where will the survivors be buried? ASNWER: no where; the surivivors, well, SURVIVED.